14 Funny outdoors quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

  Commentary:
  "Unless mosquitoes have started paying rent, my campsite is staying strictly imaginary! 🏕️🤷‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

  Commentary:
  "Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

  Commentary:
  Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! 🗣️🤥 Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. 🔥 Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! 🕵️‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes

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