Funny quotes outdoors

Funny outdoors quotes

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

2 months ago

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

3 months ago

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

3 months ago

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

3 months ago

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

3 months ago

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

3 months ago

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

3 months ago

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

3 months ago