I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Commentary:
Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals

I would go out more if there weren't any humans out there.

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! 🗣️🤥 Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. 🔥 Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! 🕵️‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Commentary:
"Who knew the fish would take the bait so literally?! 🎣 Looks like you reeled in more than you bargained for this time! Maybe it's time to upgrade to catch-and-release fishing…or invest in a bigger frying pan! 🐟🔥"

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Commentary:
Oh, autumn drama at its finest! 🍂🍁😅 It seems like your leaves just can't resist the temptation to explore the greener pastures next door! Maybe your neighbor will appreciate the unexpected foliage influx as a sign of friendship! #NeighborhoodLeafExchange 🤝🍃

What a lot of people don't understand about mountain climbing is: don't do that!

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Commentary:
"Who knew the secrets of mountain climbing could be so simple? 🏔️ Just remember, folks, the real adventure lies in cozying up with a good book instead! 📚😂 #SafetyFirst"

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, when hiking in bear country, it's always good to have options! 🐻🌲 Just make sure your group includes some fast runners! 😉"