134 Funny over quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Professional mischief maker on the loose! 🚨🤪 Watch out, I'll be bringing the chaos and laughs to your doorstep in 3… 2… 1! 🏠😂 #NeighborhoodTroublemaker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

  Commentary:
  🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'd love to witness the chaos and creativity that is your mis-matched sock collection! 🧦🤪 Who needs boring pairs when you can shake things up with a fun and quirky sock ensemble? Just be warned, once you see my collection, you'll never look at matching socks the same way again! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

  Commentary:
  "Socializing: the only activity where the highlight is actually the exit 😂👋 #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: my worst enemy is actually my own reflection. 🤷‍♂️🤣 #SelfHateGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

  Commentary:
  Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷‍♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *clocks out at 5pm* 💼🚪 Coworker: Where are you going? Me: On a permanent holiday… in my mind! 🏝️💭 #WorkEthicOnVacation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: My laziness is actually a secret superpower that repels negativity! 💁‍♂️✨ Who knew being chill could be so effective at warding off haters? 😂 #LivingMyBestLazyLife"

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