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5 months ago
Share →: Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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"Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"
5 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Looks like February was quite the musical journey for you, from dribbling to the beat of basketballs to screaming into a watermelon loudspeaker while on a phone call! 🏀🍉📢 Maybe next time the hip hop moment will involve less fruit and more rhythm! 🎶😄
5 months ago
Share →: Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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"Remember the good ol' 90's when our phones were landlines and the only 'app' we knew was an appetizer? 📞🌳 Ah, simpler times when our social lives weren't dependent on a Wi-Fi signal! #ThrowbackThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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"Oops! Looks like I've left my trusty sword of connectivity at home today. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that facing the day without our phones would be as nerve-wracking as facing a dragon without a sword? 🐉⚔️ Stay brave, fellow modern-day knights, and may we all survive this epic quest of forgetfulness!"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"
5 months ago
Share →: Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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🦌 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone's brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! 🔦📱 #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt
5 months ago
Share →: The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my phone has commitment issues with its facial recognition 📱🙄 Maybe I should take it out on a date and see if it changes its tune! 💔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Imagine the power move of casually dropping 'My battery is at 5%' at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Looks like it's a tech-savvy dilemma! 📞📺 Maybe try not to confuse the TV with the phone app next time! Technology can be tricky, but you got this! Just remember, the voicemail is not on channel 5! 😂
5 months ago
Share →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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"Can we really trust the accuracy of polls when they rely on the bravery of those willing to answer the call of the unknown number? 📞😂 Who knows, maybe the key to a more accurate poll is to start telemarketing our survey questions instead! 🤔📊 #DialingForData"