277 Funny phone quotes

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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• You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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• Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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• I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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• My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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• The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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• None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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• Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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  annoyance, call, humor, ignore, ignoring, longer, phone, ring, technology, why

• I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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  anxiety, call, calls, communication, communication style, humor, introvert, kind, message, paragraphs, personality, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, style, text, text message, texting, texts

• Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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