Funny picking quotes

• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  application, applying, call, calls, communication, humor, imagine, interview, irony, job, job application, job interview, missed, missed call, numbers, phone, phone call, picking, random

• Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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  answering, call, cell, cell phone, communication, hitchhiker, humor, joke, number, phone, phone call, picking, safety, stranger, unexpected, unexpected call, unknown, unknown number

• Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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• You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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  activity, apple, humor, joke, me, original, picking, reference, sin, temptation, want

• Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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• Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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• Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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• My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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• Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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  baggy, baggy pant, ballgown, behavior, contrast, fashion, fashion contrast, funny behavior, hem, pant, pants, picking, stairs, walk, walking

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