Funny picking quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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