Funny picking quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

  Commentary:
  "Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

  Commentary:
  Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

  Commentary:
  "Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

  Commentary:
  Ah, who needs to find love when you can find the perfect rhythm merging into traffic instead? 🚗💨 Forget about slow dancing, slow traffic-picking is where it's at! 😅 #TrafficJamThrills

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘‍♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate talent of navigating the treacherous checkout line maze! 🛒🤦‍♂️ It's like a secret power that always leads to the slowest line! Who knew selective incompetence could be so prevalent at the register? 😅 #ShoppingChronicles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack

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