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Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Making waves on YouTube:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Going viral on YouTube:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Just shared via Discord:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Just landed via Threads:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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6 months ago
Share →: There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Commentary:
Who knew the library had a strict "no clipping zones" policy? 🚫📚 Looks like even in the world of literature, some things are best kept to yourself…or at least saved for home spa day! 💅😂 #KeepItClassy
6 months ago
Share →: Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Commentary:
"Imagine the brainstorming sessions – diving deep into ideas and cushions simultaneously! 💭🛋️ Can't decide if we should build team rapport or a new shelf first… 🤔💡 Who knew that bright yellow balls could spark such creative breakthroughs? 🟡🔮 #ProductivityinStyle"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… If you're going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone"
6 months ago
Share →: The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling realm of the web: a place where we willingly invite strangers into our digital lives… What could possibly go wrong? 🙈 Just remember, not all followers are created equal – choose wisely! 😂🌐 #StrangerDanger"
6 months ago
Share →: To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Commentary:
Oh-oh, watch out! 🔥😂 Looks like someone's ready to fight for their spot in line! 💪🏼👀 Queue jumpers, beware – this person means business! 🚶🏻‍♂️💨 #QueueEtiquette #ThiefInTheNight
6 months ago
Share →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Spotted on Telegram:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Going viral on Instagram:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Spotted on Slack:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Reported on Twitch:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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