23 Funny poor quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

  Commentary:
  "Guess that explains why my DNA results came back as 50% rye and 50% 'party time'! 🥃🤣🧬"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

  Commentary:
  Looks like English wasn't the only thing lost in translation here! 😅 Who needs grammar when you've got charisma, right? Keep 'em guessing with that unique charm! 😉 #LostInTranslation

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

  Commentary:
  "Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

  Commentary:
  "WhatsApp should just have a feature that plays elevator music whenever someone's internet is acting up. That way, instead of arguing about who has the worst connection, you can just enjoy a mini concert while waiting for the call to reconnect!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

  Commentary:
  Well, if we're on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we're spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less? 🙏📱 Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 😄 #TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner Dickens this Christmas – Bah humbug to wealth, hello to the joy of being broke! 🎩💸 #LivingTheVictorianLife"

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