36 Funny poor quotes

• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  25, bagel, bike, biking, delivery, expense, food, food delivery, hangover, humor, normie, poor, soul, spend, type, understand, why

• People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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  being, frustration, hate, humor, income, job, money, people, poor, poverty, still, work, working

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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  bank, bar, feel, feel poor, finance, gold, gold bar, humor, money, poor, should, touch, wealth

• Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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  asking, charity, company, doing, dollar, donate, donation, humor, inequality, millionaire, millionaires, poor, satire, wealth, wealth inequality

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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  brain, brain tumor, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guess, headache, health, health humor, humor, joke, lack, lack of sleep, malnutrition, medical, medical joke, migraine, poor, poor position, position, sleep, stress, tumor

• Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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  anyone, bag, bags, cover, else, grocery, grocery bag, humor, i, just, nostalgia, poor, poverty, school, textbook, textbook cover

• My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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  alcohol, family, family joke, gene, genetics, humor, joke, pool, poor, poverty, sarcasm, too, whiskey

• I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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  buy, commentary, happiness, having, humor, i, irony, key, money, people, poor, satire, social, social commentary, telling, think, wealth

• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  brain, concern, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guessing, headache, health, health concern, humor, lack, malnutrition, medical, medical humor, migraine, poor, posture, sleep, stress

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