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20 Funny poor quotes

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025