36 Funny poor quotes

• Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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  6 hours ago

  acceptance, attitude, behavior, confrontation, dislike, else, everyone, feeling, honesty, i, interaction, just, me, poor, social, social interaction, valid, valid feeling, while

• In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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  11 hours ago

  every, financial, financial status, humor, i, image, imagination, myself, never, poor, poverty, self, self-image, status, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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  18 hours ago

  beautiful, beauty, behind, every, eyesight, health, humor, iron, issue, issues, low, low iron, poor, tummy, tummy issue, woman

• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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  1 day ago

  call, depressed, depression, eating, eating habit, fasting, financial, financial struggle, habit, health, humor, intermittent, intermittent fasting, mental, mental health, poor, poverty, struggle, sure, well

• Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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  1 day ago

  arrival, coffee, entrance, humor, iced, iced coffee, knowing, late, lateness, management, poor, punctuality, showing, time, time management

• “There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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  1 day ago

  country, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, i, insufferability, know, observation, particular, people, person, poor, poor country, rich, rich person, social, social observation, type

• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  2 weeks ago

  25, bagel, bike, biking, delivery, expense, food, food delivery, hangover, humor, normie, poor, soul, spend, type, understand, why

• People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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  1 month ago

  being, frustration, hate, humor, income, job, money, people, poor, poverty, still, work, working

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  1 month ago

  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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  1 month ago

  bank, bar, feel, feel poor, finance, gold, gold bar, humor, money, poor, should, touch, wealth

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