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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Seen just now on Slack:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Making waves on Instagram:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Making waves on Pinterest:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Grok, put light in her eyes.

14 Funny printer quotes

Funny printer quotes bring humor to the frustrating world of office technology! 🖨️😂 From paper jams to ink shortages, these witty remarks capture the quirks and chaos of dealing with a printer. Get ready to laugh at the shared struggle of coaxing these machines to cooperate! 😄📄

New funny printer quotes 👇

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

2 weeks ago

app, convenience, dating, dating app, humor, nearby, people, printer, sharing, technology, Tinder
Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

2 weeks ago

advice, asking, comparison, doctor, doctors, engineer, humor, idea, medical, medical advice, nutrition, printer, printers, software, software engineer, technology
Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

1 month ago

connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

2 months ago

before, breakup, broke, communication, computer, computers, friend, friendship, humor, mutual, mutual friend, night, printer, printers, relationship, technology, treat
You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

2 months ago

awkward, awkward situation, big, big time, communication, know, mess, mess up, printer, relationship, situation, someone, technology, time
A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

2 months ago

again, bring, convenience, frustration, house, humor, i, leave, need, next, print, printer, service, tech, thing, where, working, year
If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

2 months ago

crime, ever, frustration, humor, i, jail, murder, printer, technology
Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

2 months ago

conversation, frustration, humor, i, joke, me, print, printer, show, sounds, sure, technology
The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

2 months ago

comparison, feeding, function, humor, kid, kids, need, noisy, offline, printer
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

2 months ago

enthusiast, frustration, gun, house, humor, i, keep, next, noise, only, piece, printer, shoot, smart, smart house, tech, tech enthusiast, tech worker, technology, worker

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23 shares on YouTube this month:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

67 shares on Threads this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

82 shares on X this month:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

26 shares on Slack this month:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Shared recently on Slack:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Making waves on Slack:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Going bananas on Slack:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Spotted on Threads:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Trending via Messenger:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Live now on WeChat:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Shared recently on Facebook:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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