Funny printer quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the pressure of revealing your 'hidden' talents as a printer owner! 🖨️💥 Better be prepared for all those 'urgent' print requests now! 😅 #PrintConfessions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive Print-on-Demand House Service! The printer whisperer in action – providing on-demand printing magic for that ONE crucial piece of paper. 🖨️💫 Just don't forget to give the printer a farewell pat for a job well done until next year! 🤣 #Printaholic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

  Commentary:
  "I swear, officer, it was self-defense! That pesky printer was just asking for it with its constant paper jams and ink cartridge tantrums! 🔪🖨️💢 #PrintersGoneWild"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

  Commentary:
  🖨️ "Oh, printer, the real MVP of the office, showing off its vocal talents before getting down to business! 🤣 Who knew a printer could be so cheeky and full of surprises? It's like a mini concert before each print job! 🎶 Just when you thought printing was a quiet affair, the printer proves it's got its own set of tunes to jam to. Rock on, printer, rock on! 🤘"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

  Commentary:
  "Printers and kids: Always demanding attention, making a racket, and throwing a tantrum when they're not online 🖨️🧒 Just try not to mix up the paper and the crayons!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a revolutionary innovation that might just change the world: A printer that actually PRINTS when you need it to 🖨️💸 Who would've thought such a simple concept could be worth billions?!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

  Commentary:
  Once upon a time, in the distant land of Wi-Fily Ever After, there lived a magical printer that actually did what it was supposed to do – print without any fuss or drama! 🧚‍♂️🖨️ No paper jams, no ink smudges, just pure printing perfection! The villagers rejoiced, for they knew their fairytale endings were just a click away… #PrinterGoals 📜✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the printer is experiencing a 'paper jam' in productivity… 🖨️🙅‍♂️ Maybe it just needs some 'toner' rest and relaxation! 😆 #PrinterProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we've got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you've got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

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