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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Breaking via TikTok:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Making waves on Snapchat:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Spotted on Telegram:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Spotted on Facebook:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Making waves on WeChat:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Reported on Reddit:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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17 Funny putting quotes

Funny putting quotes bring a smile to every golfer’s face on and off the green ⛳️😂 Whether you’re sinking a tricky putt or just missing by inches, these witty gems capture the hilarious highs and lows of putting perfection (or not!) 🎯🤣 Get ready to tee off with laughter and share the joy of golf’s quirkiest moments! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️✨

New funny putting quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Commentary:
Swinging that spatula like it's a legendary hammer in a kitchen forge! 🔨🔥😂
1 week ago
Share →: Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Commentary:
Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
1 week ago
Share →: Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Commentary:
Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃
1 week ago
Share →: I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Commentary:
Sounds like my phone and I are stuck in a never-ending game of hot potato! 📱🤣🔥
1 week ago
Share →: Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Commentary:
Unlocking new levels of vocabulary: the DIY furniture edition! 🛠️🤬🤯
2 weeks ago
Share →: How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Commentary:
Lifting weights? I'm just trying to lift my spirits after attempting a ponytail! 💪😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Commentary:
Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈
3 weeks ago
Share →: Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Commentary:
That’s one way to share your fairy tale ending, plot twist included! 📚😂💔
4 weeks ago
Share →: Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Commentary:
"BRB, testing if my cat is a certified spa treatment! 😹🧖‍♀️🐱 #FurRealRelaxation"
1 month ago
Share →: The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Commentary:
"BRB, off to invent the SPF 100 toddler wrangle-proof sunscreen! 😅👶🧴 #MissionImpossible"

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Making waves on Instagram:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Going viral on Messenger:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Trending via TikTok:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Just landed via X:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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