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19 Funny putting quotes

Funny putting quotes bring a smile to every golfer’s face on and off the green ⛳️😂 Whether you’re sinking a tricky putt or just missing by inches, these witty gems capture the hilarious highs and lows of putting perfection (or not!) 🎯🤣 Get ready to tee off with laughter and share the joy of golf’s quirkiest moments! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️✨

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Posted onMar 19, 2025Mar 19, 2025

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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