94 Funny reason quotes

• There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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  3 weeks ago

  coffee, drink, food, growling, humor, hunger, i, iced, iced coffee, joke, just, reason, should, stomach

• My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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  3 weeks ago

  alone, awkward, awkward situation, college, ex, gf, girlfriend, humor, i, just, lot, means, reason, relationship, situation, story, talk, where

• Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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  3 weeks ago

  bad, bad decision, decision, decisions, everything, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, motivation, reason, sometimes, stupid, stupidity

• Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, esoteric, folks, humor, knowledge, observation, reason, social, social observation, unemployed

• There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, people, physiology, reason, rude, rudeness, simply, sneeze, weakness, yell

• Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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  3 weeks ago

  compliment, confidence, flirting, humor, keep, man, men, particular, pretty, reason, relationship, shit, tell, woman

• Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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  3 weeks ago

  behavior, forget, humor, internet, mean, meanness, online, online behavior, reason, sarcasm, stranger, strangers, today

• At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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  3 weeks ago

  act, age, aging, attitude, fun, good, humor, i, personality, reason

• Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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  3 weeks ago

  comparison, competition, exhaustion, family, making, mom, most, reason, say, tired

• Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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  3 weeks ago

  cartoon, cartoons, childhood, classical, classical music, contrast, humor, kid, kids, maybe, music, nostalgia, reason, saw, violence

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