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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.
If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.
I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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5 months ago
Share →: Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Commentary:
"Imagine a waiting room where the doctors are nervously flipping through magazines and checking the time as they wait for their patients. 🤔⏳ Who's really in charge here? 😆 #RoleReversal"
5 months ago
Share →: Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Commentary:
"Maybe the secret to becoming rich lies not in moving your couch, but in moving your money 🛋️💸 Who knew financial success didn't come with free furniture rearrangement tips? 🤔😂 #CouchConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Commentary:
Well, seriously, common sense Gandalf, where were you when they were crafting that "one ring to rule them all"? 🧙‍♂️ Let's not make jewelry decisions with world domination potential, folks! 💍😂
5 months ago
Share →: I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of parents trying to instill the intricate art of light switch operation in their teens! 🤦‍♂️ Here's hoping 2023 brings some enlightenment… quite literally! 💡😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Commentary:
"Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you've got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷‍♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple box of donuts could reveal our true selves? 👀🍩 It’s like a delicious mirror reflecting back our inner donut-devouring monster! 😂 Embrace the chaos, embrace the sugar rush!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Commentary:
Oh dear, watch out for those sneaky donuts! 🍩🐘 Looks like someone's dodging the elephant-sized truth with a bit of sugary distraction. Time to reevaluate the snack choices before becoming part of the jungle 🌳!
5 months ago
Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
5 months ago
Share →: Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Commentary:
Oops! Looks like someone is in the danger zone 🙈📱 Better hurry up and finish typing before things escalate! Remember, happy wife = happy life! 😅👀🔥
5 months ago
Share →: Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Commentary:
"Who needs locked doors and puzzles when nature calls with urgency? 💩💥 Just remember, no hints needed for this escape mission! 😂 #DiarrheaDiaries"