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6 months ago
Share →: At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶‍♂️ It's a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you've got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑"
6 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Commentary:
Who needs a crowd when you've got your own personal party going on with your fabulous 10+ personalities? 🎉🎭 Who says you can't have a blast while discussing politics with Politician Pete and grooving to music with Disco Dave simultaneously? 😂 Embrace the ultimate solo shindig in your room – it's where all the cool personalities are hanging out! 🥳 #Partayyy #RoomiesForever
6 months ago
Share →: Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Commentary:
Looks like some people are on a totally different wavelength, probably tuning into a cooking show instead of the room's drama! 📚🎧 Don't worry, we'll send them a copy of "Room 101" to get them up to speed! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Commentary:
Oh, the waiting game champion! 🏆 Sitting pretty in a waiting room like a pro, armed with the ultimate weapon – my phone! 📱Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Phone and Still? 😂 #WaitingRoomWarrior
6 months ago
Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Commentary:
🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #
6 months ago
Share →: Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Commentary:
🐘🤔 "Is the elephant in the room with us right now?" Well, considering how big elephants are, if there was one in the room, we would definitely know… unless it's hiding behind the curtains, wearing a disguise and practicing its stealth skills! 🤭🐘
Jan 29, 2025
Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Commentary:
"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Commentary:
Welcome to the most terrifying interactive haunted house experience yet! 👻 In this spine-chilling abode, prepare to face the scariest monsters of all: small talk enthusiasts lurking in every corner, ready to pounce with the dreaded question: "So, tell me a little about yourself." 😱 Beware, for there is no escape from this nightmare of endless self-descriptions! Enter if you dare… and don't forget your elevator pitch! 🏚️💬
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"