35 Funny sadness quotes — Wordgag ツ

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

1 month ago1 month ago

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

1 month ago1 month ago

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

1 month ago1 month ago

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

2 months ago2 months ago

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

2 months ago2 months ago

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

2 months ago2 months ago

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

2 months ago2 months ago

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

2 months ago2 months ago

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

3 months ago3 months ago

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

3 months ago3 months ago

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

3 months ago3 months ago

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

3 months ago3 months ago

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

3 months ago3 months ago

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

4 months ago4 months ago

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

4 months ago4 months ago