17 Funny sadness quotes

3 hours ago
View →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.
11 hours ago
View →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
4 weeks ago
View →: Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.
1 month ago
View →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”
2 months ago
View →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.
3 months ago
View →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
3 months ago
View →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.
4 months ago
View →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.
4 months ago
View →: I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.
4 months ago
View →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.
4 months ago
View →: I get sad when I see how old people my age are.
4 months ago
View →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
4 months ago
View →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.
4 months ago
View →: I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.
5 months ago
View →: If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
5 months ago
View →: If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
5 months ago
View →: Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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