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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.
And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”
Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
2 months ago
Share →: Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Commentary:
"Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! 😅🎓"
2 months ago
Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Commentary:
When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood
3 months ago
Share →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Commentary:
Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"
4 months ago
Share →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Commentary:
"Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."
5 months ago
Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"
5 months ago
Share →: I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋
5 months ago
Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Commentary:
"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"