12 Funny sadness quotes

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you watch soccer backwards, it's about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025