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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Trending via Telegram:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Spotted on Discord:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Just shared via YouTube:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Spotted on Slack:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Reported on Messenger:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Spotted on TikTok:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Making waves on Discord:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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26 Funny sadness quotes

Funny sadness quotes bring a quirky twist to those gloomy moments 🌧️😂, turning tears into chuckles and frowns into smirks. When life feels a bit too heavy, a dash of humor can lighten the mood and remind us that it’s okay to laugh through the blues 🎭💙. Ready to smile through the sadness? Let’s dive into some witty words that make melancholy unexpectedly fun! 😄✨

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15 hours ago
Share →: It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Commentary:
Already sad about tomorrow's work? Guess I'm just an overachiever! 😅💼🔮
2 days ago
Share →: The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Commentary:
Oh great, just what I needed—stress pimples, the sequel 🤦‍♂️😂 #SkincareGoals
3 days ago
Share →: It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Commentary:
Sending thoughts and caffeine ☕💼😂
6 days ago
Share →: I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Commentary:
Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
2 weeks ago
Share →: When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Commentary:
Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Commentary:
😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Commentary:
Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄
2 weeks ago
Share →: There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Commentary:
The airport glass cage: where secondhand smoke meets first-class entertainment! 🚬😂✈️
3 weeks ago
Share →: I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"
1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Snapchat:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Trending via TikTok:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Reported on Pinterest:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Spotted on Discord:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Trending via Discord:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Shared recently on X:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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