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Who knew changing the scenery could make the same ol' dance so much fancier? 💃🕺🏨✨
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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.
Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.
I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.
When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.
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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.
You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.
People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.
My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”
