149 Funny same quotes

• Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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  communication, days, definitely, humor, life, married, married life, me, misunderstanding, never, only, partner, relationship, repetition, row, same, say, sentence, telling, told

• That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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  bourbon, bourbon chicken, chicken, disappointment, food, food disappointment, food taste, good, i, mall, mall food, only, order, same, swear, taste, toothpick

• I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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  3 hours ago

  adult, comparison, fruit, humor, identity, metaphor, same, tomato

• Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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  3 hours ago

  apology, being, confusion, conversation, every, everything, explode, explosion, humor, i, just, me, multitalk, same, sorry, talk, thing, time, try, weird

• The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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  body, day, early, humor, kid, kids, letting, morning, parent, same, sleep, sleep in, stop, wake, wake up, waking, weekend

• I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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  am, bold, contradiction, explain, humor, i, paradox, personality, same, shy, time

• This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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  5 hours ago

  3, brain, days, humor, i, memory, middle, middle school, nostalgia, novel, read, reading, same, school, using

• Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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  comparison, every, humor, pattern, people, personality, repetition, same, time, wallpaper

• Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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  6 hours ago

  3, asking, doing, employee, employees, happy, hiring, humor, i, interview, job, jobs, let, me, please, reference, references, same, start, talk, think, workplace

• You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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  7 hours ago

  bucket, bucket list, comparison, head, humor, i, life, life perspective, list, perspective, same

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