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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

For whom the doom scrolls!

For whom the doom scrolls!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Age is just a number... that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025