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1 month ago
Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"
3 months ago
Share →: My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.
3 months ago
Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Commentary:
Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"
4 months ago
Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."
4 months ago
Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to. 🧓📜 Who knew getting older also meant building up your scrolling finger muscles? 💪👴 #AgeIsJustANumber"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Commentary:
"No worries, time travel can be a bit tricky 🕰️😂 Who knew scrolling through history could be so time-consuming? 📜⏳ #BetterLateThanNever"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"