13 Funny scroll quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

  Commentary:
  Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

  Commentary:
  "When did my birth year graduate from the kiddie pool to the deep end of the scroll list? 🚼➡️📜😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

  Commentary:
  Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to. 🧓📜 Who knew getting older also meant building up your scrolling finger muscles? 💪👴 #AgeIsJustANumber"

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