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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Commentary:
"Agreed, let's convince our bosses that our productivity is directly tied to the sun's work schedule 🌞 Less sunlight, less work, right? Who's with me? 🤔 #WinterWorkHours"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Commentary:
Ah, autumn – the season of cozy perfection! 🍂🍵 Nothing quite like summer, but with a touch of warmth and comfort wrapped around you like a snuggly blanket. It's like adding a cozy upgrade to your movie-watching game! 🎥✨ So grab that tea, that blanket, and queue up those movies – it's time to autumn-away in style! 🍁💖
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Commentary:
"Who needs gold rings when you’ve got soaring credit card bills? 💳🎄😂"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Commentary:
🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical season of summer, where suddenly doing chores feels like a form of extreme sports! 😅☀️ Who knew that the same task that felt like a freezer challenge in winter would turn into a sauna adventure in summer?"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature can't decide between winter and spring, but hey, why not enjoy the holiday spirit all year round? 🎄❄️ Who needs a Christmas in July when you can have Christmas in March? 🤣 #MotherNatureMakeUpYourMind"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Commentary:
"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Commentary:
"Switching from summer to winter clothes: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Changing from winter to summer clothes: More like panic mode activated! 😅🌞❄️ #wardrobeproblems"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Commentary:
"Ah, winter – the perfect season for embracing your inner hermit 🦉 Fewer daylight hours means fewer humans to dodge 😂 Embrace the solitude and cozy up with some hot cocoa! ☕️❄️ #WinterWinning"