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Funny self-control quotes bring a hilarious twist to the everyday struggle of staying disciplined πŸ•πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re battling midnight snacks or resisting that impulsive online shopping spree πŸ›’πŸ€ͺ, these witty sayings will have you laughing while keeping your willpower in check πŸ’ͺ🀣 Get ready to giggle and relate as you embrace the lighter side of self-control! πŸ˜…πŸ”₯

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