36 Funny self-control quotes

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  6 days ago

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• My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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  6 days ago

  bedtime, charge, humor, i, life, mess, own, put, responsibility, self-control

• What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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  7 days ago

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• Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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  7 days ago

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• Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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  7 days ago

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• I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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  7 days ago

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• I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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  7 days ago

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• Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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  7 days ago

  accomplishment, communication, humor, keeping, mouth, patience, restraint, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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  7 days ago

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• Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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  1 week ago

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