17 Funny silly quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

  Commentary:
  "Don't throw in the towel just yet! 🚫🧳 Let's embrace our inner goofiness and keep pushing forward with a touch of whimsy. After all, who says we can't be serious about being silly? 😜💪 #SillyNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

  Commentary:
  🤔💡 "So, in a world where we're constantly trying to capture memories, all we need is a belly button and a nose? Who knew our brains were equipped with a screenshot feature activated by contortionist maneuvers! 📸 Now, excuse me while I perfect my brain-selfie game!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of committing whimsical crimes, because waking up is the ultimate alibi! 😄🔪 #DreamCrimes #SillyMurders

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

  Commentary:
  Isn't chocolate just the best therapist you never knew you needed? 🍫🤔 It's like a delicious magical being that never judges, just melts in your mouth and makes everything better! 😋✨ Who needs existential questions when you've got chocolate on your side? 😉✌️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bold confidence in the face of rejection! 💁‍♂️ Who needs love when you have an unwavering belief in your own awesomeness? 🤣 Clearly, some hearts just can't handle all this fabulousness! 💔 #ConfidenceGoals"

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