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Funny single quotes

Sep 22
Share →: Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
Sep 22
Share →: There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.
Sep 22
Share →: 50 shades of single.
Sep 22
Share →: At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.
Sep 22
Share →: Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?
Sep 22
Share →: 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.
Sep 22
Share →: Single in the womb, single till the tomb!
Sep 22
Share →: Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.
Sep 22
Share →: I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.
Sep 22
Share →: Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.