148 Funny single quotes

• A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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  couple, humor, know, life, marriage, problem, problems, relationship, single, solving, together

• I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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  bend, day, humor, i, man, me, over, relationship, sad, sadness, single, sundress

• Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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  90s, 90s love, dating, generation, humor, looking, love, relationship, sick, single

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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  double, double life, even, here, holding, humor, life, life management, living, management, people, relatability, single, single life, struggle, together

• It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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  back, crawl, dating, habit, hard, inconvenience, peace, peaceful, relationship, retreat, single, someone, stress, stress-free, time

• A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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  before, contribution, crypto, crypto trader, ethic, every, garbageman, humor, lifetime, lunch, op-ed, op-ed writer, single, society, trader, work, work ethic, writer

• Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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  another, dating, fear, heartbreak, humor, love, pointless, relationship, sarcasm, scared, single

• I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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  age, am, back, daily, daily habit, day, every, front, habit, humor, i, newspaper, old, read, reading, single

• Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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  birthday, boyfriend, gift, gift idea, God, humor, idea, love, maybe, me, relationship, single, wish, year

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