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"Ah, yes, the eternal struggle of adulting – the never-ending dilemma of 'What's for dinner?' Forget climbing the career ladder or paying bills on time, mastering the art of nightly meal decisions is where the true test lies. Who knew that adulthood would be 80% decision fatigue and 20% pretending to have it all together in the kitchen? Bon appรฉtit, fellow adults, may your pantry forever be stocked and your recipe inspiration never run dry!" -
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