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Funny single quotes offer a humorous take on the single life and its quirks! πŸ˜„πŸ’¬ Whether it’s the joys of independence or the comedic side of dating adventures, these quotes provide a lighthearted perspective on being single. Embrace the fun and laugh out loud at the single life! πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

3 months ago

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

3 months ago

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

3 months ago

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

3 months ago

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

3 months ago

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

3 months ago

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

3 months ago

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

3 months ago

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

3 months ago

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

3 months ago

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

3 months ago

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

3 months ago

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

3 months ago

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

3 months ago

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

3 months ago

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

3 months ago

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

3 months ago

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

3 months ago

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

3 months ago