20 Funny snow quotes

• Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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  1 day ago

  bikini, cold, cold weather, fashion, girl, girls, humor, photoshoot, seen, single, snow, tired, weather, winter, year

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  3 weeks ago

  climate, forever, gone, humor, keys, life, lost, lost keys, misfortune, name, new, new life, new name, relocation, snow, start, time, under, warmer, warmer climate

• Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, decorate, decoration, fact, holiday, humor, know, November, people, premature, snow, stop, weather

• Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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  2 months ago

  bitchy, bloated, dwarf, forgetful, health, humor, itchy, menopause, psycho, sleepy, snow, Snow White, sweaty, white, women’s, women’s health

• Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, cancelation, canceled, day, freedom, getting, leisure, life, love, plans, relaxation, snow, snow day, surprise

• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, dog, humor, intelligence, pet, sled, snow

• In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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  2 months ago

  debate, effort, humor, internet, pointlessness, proof, real, reality, snow

• Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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  2 months ago

  12, business, business days, days, humor, me, nobody, outfit, parenting, preparation, put, snow, snow outfit, struggle, toddler, told, winter

• The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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  2 months ago

  best, driving, home, humor, snow, staying, staying home, thing, winter

• You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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  2 months ago

  control, culture, driving, experience, humor, keep, Midwest, nothing, skills, snow, spin, winter

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