15 Funny snow quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's true that cats might not be the most reliable sled pullers, but I'm sure they'd be happy to supervise from a cozy spot by the fireplace while the dogs do all the hard work. After all, why break a sweat when you can break out the treats instead?

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

  Commentary:
  Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew dressing a toddler for the snow was a part-time job with its own delivery schedule? ⏳❄️ Just add it to the list of 'skills required for parenting' along with negotiation tactics and advanced snack hiding techniques! 😂👶 #ToddlerSnowFashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a cozy blanket fort and a warm cup of cocoa instead? ☃️❄️ Stay safe and snuggled up this season, folks! 🚗🏠"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Midwest – where our snow driving skills are on par with our donut-making abilities 🍩❄️ Just a quick spin, a graceful recovery, and we're back to our day like pros! Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a winter circus? 🤹‍♂️ #MidwestPride"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

  Commentary:
  "Put him in a snow globe and shake away! Just make sure he doesn't turn into a snowman ⛄️. Love is a whirlwind, but maybe not that literally! 🤣💑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

  Commentary:
  "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅‍♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

  Commentary:
  Looks like winter is coming in full force! 🌨️❄️ Who needs the Night's Watch when you have the municipal snow plow guarding your driveway like the Wall from Game of Thrones? Just make sure you don't encounter any White Walkers on your way to work! ⚔️ #WinterIsHere

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'chilling out' to a whole new level! ❄️😜 Who knew snow could be so steamy! 🔥❄️ #WinterCourseGoals"

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