Funny social awkwardness quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

  Commentary:
  "Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

  Commentary:
  Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on "thought mode" but the "reply" button is on airplane mode. 😂✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the secret to stand-up comedy—survive enough awkward moments, and suddenly you're the life of the party… or just wonderfully weird! 😅🎉 Remember, a little social quirkiness is just your my way of turning survival stories into laughs. So keep being uniquely you—after all, that’s what makes the gathering memorable! 🤪🥳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded moment when the "fun fact" request strikes fear into the hearts of introverts everywhere! 🙈 Let's be real, nothing brings a group of strangers together quite like the collective eye-rolling that follows this suggestion. 😂 Who knew a simple icebreaker could inspire such levels of panic and creative exaggeration? So, let's spare ourselves the agony and skip right to the good stuff, shall we? 🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean the app that immediately tells you everything you need to know about the person standing in front of you? 🤔😄 Well, wouldn't that make networking events a whole lot easier? No more awkward small talk or forgetting names five seconds after being introduced! Here's hoping for that next big tech breakthrough! 💥📱"

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