17 Funny social awkwardness quotes

• Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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  accidental, accidental humor, accidentally, awkwardness, concern, dark, dark humor, health, help, humor, i, mental, mental health, normal, normal people, people, social, social awkwardness, used

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  2 months ago

  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, club, conversation, elephant, elephant in the room, humor, irony, joke, room, silence, social, social awkwardness, welcome

• Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, awkwardness, banana, contact, eat, eating, etiquette, eye, eye contact, food, food etiquette, humor, i, social, social awkwardness, while

• A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, close, close talker, fly, fly swatter, humor, joke, personal, personal space, social, social awkwardness, space, swatter, talker

• The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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  4-way, 4-way stop, awkwardness, driving, driving humor, everyone, humor, impatience, rage, road, road rage, same, sexual, sexual tension, social, social awkwardness, stop, tension, time, traffic

• I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, awkwardness, deadpan, expression, facial, facial expression, facial neutral, humor, i, joke, killer, neutral, neutral expression, personality, serial, serial killer, social, social awkwardness, suffer, syndrome, where

• When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, awkwardness, embarrassment, funny moment, humor, laugh, laughter, moment, own, people, self-awareness, social, social awkwardness, staring, thoughts

• I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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  2 months ago

  attempt, awkwardness, comedy, even, failure, Funny, humor, humor attempt, i, joke, joke failure, meeting, nobody, online, online meeting, social, social awkwardness, today, told, workplace, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoid, avoiding, avoiding someone, awkwardness, burn, calorie, calorie burn, exercise, exercise humor, funny activity, humor, i, just, know, social, social awkwardness, someone, trying, Walmart

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