282 Funny social media quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

  Commentary:
  "When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving that 'friends with benefits' status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

  Commentary:
  "Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level unlocked: Reading emails is my new 'daily scroll'! 📧😂 #InboxInfluencer"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving global obscurity—my posts are truly world-class in going unnoticed! 😎🌍👻"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

  Commentary:
  "When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"

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