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4 months ago
Share →: I only drink when I people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate excuse for social lubrication! 🥂 Who knew 'peopling' could be so demanding that it requires a drink or two? 🤪 Let's raise a glass to all those moments when dealing with people drives us to drink! 🍻"
4 months ago
Share →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Commentary:
"Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic introvert strategy – let the extroverts do all the heavy lifting in the friendship department! Who needs to make friends when you can just get adopted by extroverts and let them do all the work? It's like having your own personal social manager, only with more spontaneous dance parties and karaoke nights. Just remember to thank your extrovert friends for keeping your social calendar full – whether you like it or not!
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Commentary:
"Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? 🍔🙅‍♂️ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! 🤣 #BurgerElitists"
6 months ago
Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Commentary:
"Socializing: the only activity where the highlight is actually the exit 😂👋 #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Commentary:
"Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why can't we just have a 'Past Life Friends' app for convenient reunions? 😂🕰️ No awkward small talk required, just picking up where we left off in Ancient Egypt… or was it the Renaissance? 🤔✨ #PastLifeProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally got rid of the curse and is ready to mingle! 🧙‍♀️💫 Who needs a spell book when you've got good company, am I right? Let's hang out and spread some magic together! 🎉✨"
6 months ago
Share →: You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Commentary:
"Who knew a broken arm could be the ultimate icebreaker while waiting in the doctor's office? Just don't try bonding over a sneeze symphony, that's a friendship killer for sure! 🤕🌡️😷"