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- You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.
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- When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.
- Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?
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"Coconut water: the drink that makes you question if you accidentally sipped someone else's backwash 🤢🥥 #NotSoRefreshing"
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- When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
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- If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.
- “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?
- When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
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