Funny staff quotes

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn't mingle with the staff.

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

HR has told me to stop saying 'How stupid can you be?' to members of staff. They're worried it's being taken as a challenge.

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025