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49 Funny summer quotes

Funny summer quotes bring a playful twist to the joys and quirks of the sunny season! ☀️😂 From amusing takes on beach trips and sunburns to witty observations about summer fun, these quotes capture the lighter side of summer days. Enjoy a laugh and soak up the seasonal humor! 😄🌴

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

3 months ago

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

3 months ago

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

3 months ago

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

3 months ago

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

3 months ago

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

3 months ago

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

3 months ago

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

3 months ago

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

3 months ago

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

3 months ago

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

3 months ago

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

3 months ago

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

3 months ago

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

3 months ago

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

3 months ago

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

3 months ago