62 Funny summer quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.
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  5 months ago

  View →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My summer body has been pending for about ten years.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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