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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Spotted on X:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Going viral on Slack:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Trending via Pinterest:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Seen just now on Discord:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Going viral on Facebook:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Live now on Telegram:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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2 months ago
Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Commentary:
"Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨
2 months ago
Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Commentary:
"Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
2 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Commentary:
Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞
3 months ago
Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Commentary:
"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"
4 months ago
Share →: Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Commentary:
"Applying sunscreen on kids is the ultimate test of patience and agility, it's as intense as a cardio workout! 💪😅 Don't forget the resistance training when they squirm away like mini ninjas! 🤸‍♂️☀️ #SunscreenStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Commentary:
"Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"
4 months ago
Share →: Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Commentary:
"Well, it's a true struggle trying to stick to healthy eating when there's a holiday or a day of the week involved. It's like they have it out for our diets! Maybe we need a new calendar that only has days labeled as 'Salad Day' to keep us on track."

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Trending via Slack:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Just landed via YouTube:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Just landed via TikTok:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Reported on Reddit:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Shared recently on Slack:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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