15 Funny task quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive ability to focus and actually complete a task without getting distracted, a rare trait indeed! 🐿️💨 Let's appreciate those task-finishing unicorns in a world full of multitasking squirrels 🦄🤹‍♂️ Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the acorns flying everywhere! 🌰🤪"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Fitted sheet folding has officially made it to the Olympics, folks! 🏅🛏️ Who knew our daily struggle with unruly bed sheets could finally earn us a gold medal? Practice those corner tucks and get ready to show off your folding finesse on the world stage! 💪😆 #OlympicDreams #SheetFoldingChampion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "procrastination strategy"! Master of the art of delaying tasks until the very last moment 🤭⏳. Why rush when you can savor the sweet anticipation of looming deadlines, am I right? 🤣 #ProcrastinationGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like procrastination is the key to immortality!⏳😂 Who knew deadlines were actually the secret to everlasting life?⏱️💀 #ForeverProcrastinating"

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