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Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Feb 3, 2026

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Feb 3, 2026

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Feb 3, 2026

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Feb 3, 2026

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Feb 3, 2026

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Feb 3, 2026

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Feb 3, 2026

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Feb 3, 2026

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Feb 3, 2026

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Feb 3, 2026

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

Feb 3, 2026

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Feb 3, 2026

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Feb 3, 2026

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Feb 3, 2026

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Feb 3, 2026

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Feb 3, 2026

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

Feb 3, 2026

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Feb 3, 2026

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Feb 3, 2026

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Feb 3, 2026

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Feb 3, 2026

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Feb 3, 2026

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Feb 3, 2026

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Feb 2, 2026

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Feb 2, 2026

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Feb 2, 2026

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Feb 2, 2026

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Feb 2, 2026

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Feb 2, 2026

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Feb 2, 2026

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

Feb 2, 2026

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Feb 2, 2026

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Feb 2, 2026

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Feb 2, 2026

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Feb 2, 2026

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Feb 2, 2026

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Feb 2, 2026

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Feb 2, 2026

Social media is mental suicide.

Feb 2, 2026

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Feb 2, 2026