27 Funny temptation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

  Commentary:
  "Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

  Commentary:
  "Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a simple box of donuts could reveal our true selves? 👀🍩 It’s like a delicious mirror reflecting back our inner donut-devouring monster! 😂 Embrace the chaos, embrace the sugar rush!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

  Commentary:
  "Grocery shopping: where good intentions meet chocolate-filled marshmallows 🍫🤷‍♂️ Who can resist a delicious detour down the snack aisle? Just blame it on the 'grocery store temptation'! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness 🍫 or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? 😩 It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! 😂 #SnackLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

  Commentary:
  "Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃‍♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever believes in 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly hasn't met a donut! 🍩👀 These sugary delights have a way of always making their presence known, whether you see them or not! Resistance is futile in the face of such delicious temptation! 😆#DonutLover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic reverse psychology at play! 🙈 It's like giving a kid a challenge they just can't resist. Don't touch that, they said. But now it's like a neon sign saying "Touch Me!" Kids are sneaky little rebels, aren't they? 😂 #CuriosityWins

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