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"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️♂️😂📱"
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- Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.
- Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.
- I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
- If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
- Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.
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"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals" -
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Oh, to live the carefree life of a girl, where tears flow like a never-ending river and the art of multitasking texting multiple guys is a well-practiced skill. 🙄💅 Maybe we should all take a page out of this playbook and make life a little more dramatic and chaotic! 😂 #GirlPower -
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Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation. -
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Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza -
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"Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂" -
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"Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks" -
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"Surviving a near-death experience is one thing, but dodging a 'Hey, stranger!' text 5 months later? That takes true resilience and a good block button! 😂📱 #JustSurvivorThings" -
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Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes
Top Funny Text Quotes 🔥
- When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.
- I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.
- Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
- If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
- A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.
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