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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

3 months ago

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

3 months ago

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

3 months ago

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

3 months ago

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

3 months ago

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

3 months ago

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

3 months ago

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

3 months ago

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

3 months ago

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

3 months ago

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

3 months ago

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

3 months ago

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

3 months ago

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

3 months ago