90 Funny text quotes

• I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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  1 day ago

  anxiety, communication, hesitation, humor, i, need, person, self-respect, shame, social, social anxiety, text, texting, want

• Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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  1 day ago

  call, communication, Earth, frustration, horror, humor, i, just, me, message, missed, missed call, phone, screen, sorry, staring, technology, text, text message, why, wondering

• Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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  1 day ago

  anxiety, back, bad, communication, creativity, excuse, head, humor, imagination, making, me, please, start, stuff, text, worry

• Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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  1 day ago

  communication, guys, i, just, last, late, late reply, message, night, reply, restaurant, saw, socializing, sorry, still, text, text message

• A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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  1 day ago

  again, back, communication, female, ghost, ghosting, relationship, text, texting, time, waiting, whole

• People text you when you look good in photos.

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  5 days ago

  appearance, compliment, good, interaction, people, photo, photos, social, social interaction, text

• I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, confirmation, email, even, habit, i, message, only, screenshot, screenshots, technology, text

• One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

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  2 weeks ago

  amazing, back, communication, connection, dating, day, humor, just, meet, misunderstanding, person, relationship, text, texting

• If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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  3 weeks ago

  birthday, communication, full, full name, humor, i, ID, name, question, relationship, text, things, wife

• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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  1 month ago

  communication, conversation, fall, humor, message, minute, phone, someone, text, texts, time, trick

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