86 Funny text quotes

• I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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  2 months ago

  boomer, Boomers, ellipsis, everything, feels, gap, generation, generation gap, good, humor, i, style, text, texting, texting style, understand, why

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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  2 months ago

  being, communication, energy, ever, friend, friendship, guilt, horrible, i, interaction, introvert, live, message, open, procrastination, reply, social, social interaction, text, text message, think, three, weeks

• I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, answer, anything, communication, except, friends, friendship, humor, i, interaction, loyalty, message, messages, procrastination, social, social interaction, text, text message

• “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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  2 months ago

  back, bar, communication, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, miscommunication, never, notification, procrastination, reading, sarcasm, smartphone, text, texting, texts

• Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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  2 months ago

  dating, easy, humor, i, joke, me, relationship, reply, super, text, texting, timing

• True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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  2 months ago

  bravery, communication, dating, getting, humor, humorist, only, questions, relationship, responding, text, texting, three, true, woman, women

• I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, call, calls, communication, communication style, humor, introvert, kind, message, paragraphs, personality, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, style, text, text message, texting, texts

• If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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  2 months ago

  bit, confidence, conversation, definition, ever, humor, i, just, looking, middle, phone, reading, text, texting, too, used, word

• Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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  2 months ago

  apology, back, bandwidth, buffering, communication, delay, humor, media, social, social media, sorry, technology, text, texting

• Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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  2 months ago

  accident, billboard, car, distraction, drive, driving, humor, irony, reading, safety, said, text, texting

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