46 Funny text quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

  Commentary:
  "New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

  Commentary:
  "Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

  Commentary:
  🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

  Commentary:
  Better get in tune and march to the beat of my accordion emoji! 🎶 Time to shape up or face the music! 🎭 #AccordionEmojiDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the curious case of decoding a woman's questions! 🧐💬 Remember, it's all about strategic responses. Selecting which question to answer is like playing a clever game of chess. 🤣♟️ Just don't forget to sprinkle some charm and wit into your chosen reply! 😉🔮

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! 🍺😅 Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! 🤣💬 #HusbandProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap is like playing sleep roulette 🎲💤 Will you wake up rejuvenated and ready to conquer the world, or find yourself in a panic surrounded by angry messages? It's a risky game, but oh so tempting! Proceed with caution and maybe set an extra loud alarm just in case 😉⏰"

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