44 Funny three quotes

• My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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  2 hours ago

  diet, eating, hours, humor, journey, just, loss, meal, meals, three, time, weight, weight loss

• My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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  5 hours ago

  alarm, before, best, humor, minutes, morning, nap, ones, rest, right, sleep, three, tired, wake up

• I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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  17 hours ago

  activity, adult, adults, break, close, fun, fun activity, i, job, jobs, just, months, need, outside, play, please, relaxation, summer, summer vacation, think, three, tired, vacation

• If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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  1 day ago

  forehead, humor, i, joke, kiss, mirror, name, playful, say, show, superstition, three, times

• Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, almost, buying, color, colors, fashion, four, humor, identical, love, me, men, next, repetition, same, saying, shirt, shopping, stereotype, three

• If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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  2 weeks ago

  Christmas, game, ghost, ghosts, holiday, humor, ID, Mario, Mario Party, me, party, play, three, video, video game

• Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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  3 weeks ago

  cause, even, ferdinand, franz, Franz Ferdinand, girl, history, humor, i, joke, main, name, saw, t-shirt, three, war, world, World War I

• In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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  3 weeks ago

  academic, emotional, emotionally, financial, life, struggle, student, student life, three, university

• It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, being, benefit, crazy, ghost, ghosts, humor, i, joke, know, people, spooky, three, visit

• I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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  1 month ago

  cleverness, comeback, humor, insult, insults, intelligence, intelligent, later, looking, realize, roast, sarcasm, thoughts, three, wit

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