Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. Posted on5 days ago
If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars. Posted on5 days ago
Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks. Posted on6 days ago
When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that. Posted on7 days ago
I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time. Posted on1 week ago
I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am. Posted on1 week ago