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  • I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

    Commentary:
    “When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it’s under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰”

  • Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

    Commentary:
    “Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of ‘Guess That Body Signal’ with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems”

  • It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of “self” in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant “staff-assisted” checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

  • Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

    Commentary:
    “Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain’t bad… unless you’re betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky”

  • When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨‍🍳 #RelationshipGoals”

  • My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

    Commentary:
    🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

  • I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙‍♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished”

  • If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

    Commentary:
    “If I was polyamorous, I think I’d date my girlfriend three times… because who needs variety when you’ve already found the one? 🤣💕 #MonogamyForTheWin”

  • Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

    Commentary:
    Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder

  • If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about inflation in the granola world! 🌾💸 One Nature Valley bar’s crumbs are the gift that keeps on giving – a crunchy masterclass in granola economics. 💰♻️ Who knew snacking could be so lucrative? 😂”

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