30 Funny three quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

  Commentary:
  Watch out, mirrors, it's forehead-kissing time! 😂💋👻

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

  Commentary:
  Relatable level: expert procrastinator unlocking next-level exhaustion 🤦‍♂️😴🎮

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

  Commentary:
  Living the adult rollercoaster: one minute I'm a financial guru, the next I'm a broke magician making money disappear 🎢💸✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

  Commentary:
  When the doors of opportunity start playing hide and seek, you know you’ve mastered adulthood! 🚪🙈😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect recipe for a romantic comedy 🍿😂 Just make sure to add a lot of plot twists and maybe a "lost in translation" moment for good measure! 💌📉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

  Commentary:
  That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

  Commentary:
  Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

  Commentary:
  With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? 😂🤐💀

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

  Commentary:
  "When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃‍♂️💥😅"

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