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14 Funny three quotes

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
I don't want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025