39 Funny three quotes

• I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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  1 week ago

  cleverness, comeback, humor, insult, insults, intelligence, intelligent, later, looking, realize, roast, sarcasm, thoughts, three, wit

• Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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  1 week ago

  doubt, humor, i, joke, man, men, sarcasm, skepticism, three, wise, Wise Man

• Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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  1 week ago

  40s, accident, activity, cardiologist, great, health, hiking, humor, i, Jesus, medical, meet, met, new, nurse, outdoor, outdoor activity, paramedic, people, three, today

• Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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  3 weeks ago

  connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times

• I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotions, fun, humor, making, mechanism, minutes, sad, sadness, self-deprecation, situation, three

• My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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  1 month ago

  deprivation, doing, hobby, hours, humor, insomnia, laziness, nothing, procrastination, saying, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up, three, tired

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  2 months ago

  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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  2 months ago

  account, adulthood, adulting, budgeting, day, days, finance, financial, financial struggle, humor, later, money, money transfer, myself, personal, personal finance, relatable, save, savings, savings account, struggle, three, transfer, wild

• Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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  2 months ago

  ago, apartment, days, disappearance, done, door, event, gone, humor, ignored, ignoring, mystery, small, small door, three, unexpected, unexpected event

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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  2 months ago

  being, communication, energy, ever, friend, friendship, guilt, horrible, i, interaction, introvert, live, message, open, procrastination, reply, social, social interaction, text, text message, think, three, weeks

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