33 Funny throw quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

  Commentary:
  "Life as a giraffe must be one tall order…literally! 🦒🤮 Just imagine the struggle of trying to get rid of that food from all the way up there! 😂 #TallProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

  Commentary:
  Parenting: the art of negotiating with tiny, relentless snack scavengers until you realize resistance is futile and you surrender to the snack demands 🍎🍪🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hate when you can have cold, hard cash being thrown your way? 💸💸 Keep the negativity and show me the money instead! 🤑 #MoneyOverHate"

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