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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ū🇷 has downloaded:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ļ has copied:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ą has viewed:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ī has viewed:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇭ðŸ‡ģ has shared:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ī has copied:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ē has copied:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has downloaded:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ģ has shared:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŋ has viewed:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Seen just now on Slack:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Spotted on Instagram:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Just shared via Messenger:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Making waves on Reddit:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Just shared via TikTok:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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