Funny timeline quotes

• They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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  4 days ago

  app, experience, frustration, invent, invention, media, refresh, should, social, social media, technology, timeline, Twitter, user, user experience, where

• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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  2 months ago

  am, humor, i, interaction, laundry, lot, media, online, online interaction, post, posting, social, social media, timeline

• Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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  2 months ago

  advice, humor, life, life advice, motivation, nothing, procrastination, timeline, want

• Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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  2 months ago

  back, digital, digital footprint, embarrassment, footprint, God, humor, media, nostalgia, oh, online, online embarrassment, past, past posts, posts, privacy, share, social, social media, social media humor, somebody, something, sometimes, think, timeline

• A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, conversation, dating, DM, flirt, humor, man, media, real, social, social media, timeline

• Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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  2 months ago

  British, confusion, culture, currency, halfpenny, hell, humor, i, posts, squids, stand, talking, timeline

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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  3 months ago

  again, age, believe, digital, digital age, fake, fake news, i, invention, literacy, live, media, media literacy, never, news, photo, skepticism, technology, timeline, trust, video, where

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