Funny timeline quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the new dating strategy is📱: skip the DMs and turn your scroll into a flirt fest! Who knew a little timeline banter could outshine secret messages? 😂💬🔥 #PublicPlayer

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, dear Brits and their unique currency lingo – quite baffling, isn't it? 🇬🇧🦑 But hey, can we all agree that squids & halfpennies should definitely be the new standard units of measurement? 🦑💸 #LostInTranslation"

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