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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Making waves on Telegram:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Live now on Slack:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Trending via Discord:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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59 shares on Reddit this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

43 shares on Threads this month:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Trending via Pinterest:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Going viral on YouTube:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Just shared via WeChat:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Just landed via Reddit:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Going viral on Threads:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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