Funny tips quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

  Commentary:
  "When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble pursuit of thinking! 🤔💡 Tips on being smart? Well, remember – intelligence is like a garden: it requires regular watering… with coffee! ☕️😄 So keep those brain cells caffeinated and watch your brilliance bloom!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the fascinating journey from Tips A to P must have been quite the bumpy ride! 🤣 Imagine the mishaps, the trials, and the tribulations along the way. Thank goodness for the invention of the perfect Q-tip to save us from the horrors of Tips A to P! 🙌 #TheStruggleWasReal

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless art of prioritizing by hitting the snooze button! 😴⏰ Who needs morning rituals when you've got the sweet embrace of sleep, am I right? 😂 #SnoozeIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

  Commentary:
  "Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right if you want to hear my ACHOO-tastic sound bite! 🤧😂 Who needs a pickup line when you've got a sneeze that'll sweep you off your feet? 🌬️💕 #SneezeForLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew forgetfulness could be so profitable 😅💸 Just make sure you don't have too many 'accidents' or you might end up saving more than you bargained for! #FinanceHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ancient art of basketball spin to unlock the mysteries of dating 🏀💕 Who knew finding love was just a stylish finger move away? 😉 Just remember to keep your balance – in both basketball and relationships! 🔄 #RelationshipGoals"

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