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29 Funny ugly quotes

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

1 month ago

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

1 month ago

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

1 month ago

Occupation: the ugly friend!

1 month ago

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

1 month ago

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

2 months ago

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

2 months ago

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

3 months ago

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

3 months ago

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

3 months ago

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

3 months ago

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

3 months ago

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

3 months ago

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

3 months ago

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

3 months ago

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

3 months ago

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

3 months ago

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

3 months ago

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

3 months ago

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

3 months ago