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4 weeks ago
Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Commentary:
😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Commentary:
"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"
3 months ago
Share →: Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Commentary:
"Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife"
3 months ago
Share →: I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Commentary:
"Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉"
3 months ago
Share →: Occupation: the ugly friend!

Commentary:
"Occupation: the ugly friend – Always there for you when you need it, no matter how unglamorous or underappreciated. It's the friend you can count on to show up uninvited and stick around for the long haul. Just like a true friend, it might not be the most exciting or glamorous aspect of your life, but it's always there, loyal and reliable, ready to support you through thick and thin. Who knew your job could be so relatable
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Commentary:
"Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?"
4 months ago
Share →: I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Commentary:
"Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I'll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Commentary:
"If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"
5 months ago
Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective