35 Funny ugly quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

  Commentary:
  Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

  Commentary:
  Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

  Commentary:
  Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

  Commentary:
  I upload pictures with filters for my online persona; my home is where the unfiltered reality show starts! 📷✨🏠😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  Commentary:
  😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

  Commentary:
  "Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Occupation: the ugly friend!

  Commentary:
  "Occupation: the ugly friend – Always there for you when you need it, no matter how unglamorous or underappreciated. It's the friend you can count on to show up uninvited and stick around for the long haul. Just like a true friend, it might not be the most exciting or glamorous aspect of your life, but it's always there, loyal and reliable, ready to support you through thick and thin. Who knew your job could be so relatable

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