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36 Funny ugly quotes

Funny ugly quotes are the zesty spice of life, turning imperfect moments into laughter πŸ˜‚. These quirky gems remind us that beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, while humor lies in the unexpected πŸ€ͺ. Embrace the hilariously awkward and celebrate the wonderfully weird with a smile 😊. Whether it’s a wacky hairstyle or a goofy grin, these quotes bring a dash of joy to the beautifully bizarre 🌟. Dive into the delightful world of funny ugly quotes today! πŸŽ‰

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Posted on6 months ago

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Posted on6 months ago

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Posted on6 months ago

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Posted on6 months ago

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Posted on6 months ago

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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