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29 Funny ugly quotes

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025