16 Funny update quotes

• May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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  1 week ago

  fandom, fanfic, got, heal, healing, humor, never, update

• iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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  2 months ago

  apology, bro, feel, humor, i, iPhone, just, morning, next, right, sleep, software, technology, tonight, update, vibe, while

• Life update: it’s getting worse.

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  2 months ago

  getting, humor, life, pessimism, sarcasm, update, worse

• I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily routine, day, everyone, humor, i, least, media, myself, popcorn, posting, routine, self-control, social, social media, status, status update, stop, twice, update

• I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, cute, humor, i, joke, just, keep, media, selfie, selfie joke, social, social media, still, update, while

• “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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  2 months ago

  anything, communication, humor, policy, privacy, privacy policy, sarcasm, technology, tell, update, us, why

• Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, app, app update, change, changes, digital, digital annoyance, everyday, everyday life, format, format change, frustration, getting, grocery, grocery store, humor, life, mad, me, new, rearranged, store, technology, update, updates, user, user frustration

• I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, check, humor, idea, life, life update, marriage, married, media, reality, reality check, relationship, social, social media, surprise, update, world

• Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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  2 months ago

  body, body positivity, diet, fat, humor, okay, positivity, self-acceptance, update, wanted

• Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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  2 months ago

  apples, bag, careful, fitness, grocery, heavy, humor, journey, just, market, me, relationship, update, wife

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