Funny quotes update

Funny update quotes

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

1 month ago

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

2 months ago

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

3 months ago

New year update: losing everything but weight.

3 months ago

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

3 months ago

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

3 months ago

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

3 months ago

Are you a software update, because not now!

3 months ago