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Funny update quotes

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Are you a software update, because not now!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025