Funny user quotes

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

1 week ago / slickboy

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Ah, the childhood dreams of a future entrepreneurial mastermind! 🌟 Who needs fairy tales when you can aim to satisfy user needs and meet business goals for transformative outcomes? 🚀 Dream big, grow up, and conquer the world – one satisfied user at a time! 💁🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍💻 #UserGoals #BusinessDreams

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

2 weeks ago / slickboy

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "User" – the secret code word for 'idiot' in the language of computer professionals 🤓💻 It's like the tech world's equivalent of saying "bless your heart" in the South! Just remember, when they say "User error," what they really mean is "Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again" 😆 #TechSlang #UserError