Funny user quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to escape the internet like 🏃‍♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

  Commentary:
  "Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

  Commentary:
  Imagine logging in and instead of the usual "Access Denied," it cheerfully nods and says, "Close Enough." 😂🔑🖥️ That’s the digital equivalent of giving up and saying, "Yeah, close enough, let's call it a day." Sometimes, our online lives need a little more leniency!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "User" – the secret code word for 'idiot' in the language of computer professionals 🤓💻 It's like the tech world's equivalent of saying "bless your heart" in the South! Just remember, when they say "User error," what they really mean is "Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again" 😆 #TechSlang #UserError

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the childhood dreams of a future entrepreneurial mastermind! 🌟 Who needs fairy tales when you can aim to satisfy user needs and meet business goals for transformative outcomes? 🚀 Dream big, grow up, and conquer the world – one satisfied user at a time! 💁🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍💻 #UserGoals #BusinessDreams

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