Commentary:
"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘♂️🏋️♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"
15 Funny weight loss quotes
How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.
Commentary:
"Who needs organs anyway? 🤷♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"
Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!
Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate diet plan was just a comfy pillow away? Forget counting calories, just count sheep and let those extra pounds snooze away!"
I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
Commentary:
"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"
I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'eat now, pray later' diet strategy. It's like a culinary Hail Mary pass – you never know when the miracle will happen, but you're definitely hoping for a touchdown in the form of a metabolism boost!"