Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around. Posted on9 hours ago
Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again. Posted on12 hours ago
Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird? Posted on23 hours ago
Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign. Posted on1 day ago
It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to. Posted on2 days ago
I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim. Posted on2 days ago
The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.” Posted on2 days ago
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle. Posted on3 days ago
When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. Posted on3 days ago
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out. Posted on5 days ago