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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Live now on Slack:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Going viral on Facebook:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Trending via Twitch:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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