192 Funny wit quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

  Commentary:
  "He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

  Commentary:
  "Why settle for a nerve-racking experience when you can have a nerve-tingling one instead? 😉😂 #TheGoodNerves"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

  Commentary:
  "When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! 😅🎓"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

  Commentary:
  "When you go low, I go high… on sarcasm! 🎢😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

  Commentary:
  "You're like a Picasso painting – wonderfully abstract and delightfully puzzling! 🎨😄"

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