Funny quotes yours

13 Funny yours quotes

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

2 months ago

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

2 months ago

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

2 months ago

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

3 months ago

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

3 months ago

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

3 months ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

3 months ago

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

3 months ago

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

3 months ago

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

3 months ago

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

3 months ago

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

3 months ago

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

3 months ago