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Funny yours quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your messages 📬😂 Whether you’re signing off a text or leaving a cheeky note, these witty twists keep things light and playful 🎉✍️ Ready to make your friends smile and maybe even snort with laughter? Let’s dive into some hilariously clever ways to say “yours” that will brighten up any conversation! 😜💌

New funny yours quotes 👇

4 weeks ago
Share →: “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Commentary:
"Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Commentary:
"🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of a friend in sync! 🕰️🤝 Imagine the glory of spontaneous hangouts and simultaneous Netflix binges… if only these mythical creatures existed! 🌟 #FriendGoals #WhoNeedsSleepAnyway"
5 months ago
Share →: I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Commentary:
Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!
5 months ago
Share →: My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal struggle of colds – when we become the ultimate experts on our own sniffling miseries! 🤧😂 Just remember, sympathy and tissues are the best remedies in times of 'who's got it worse' debates! 🤷‍♂️ #ColdConfessions"
6 months ago
Share →: When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Commentary:
"When they ask 'how was your weekend?' just reply 'better than yours' with a wink 😉 and hold that eye contact like a boss! 😎 Who needs modesty when you've got sass, right? 🤷‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, we've got a double threat here! 🎭🍝 I'm not just a messy eater, I'm an artist spreading my sauce-stained canvas everywhere. Care for a food fight, or should I say, food flight? 🚀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Commentary:
"Sharing fries is the ultimate test of friendship…unless you're the one constantly giving up your delicious, golden treasures to "former friends." 🍟😂 Remember, friends don't let friends steal their fries!"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Commentary:
"Remember, money can't buy happiness…unless it's actually in your bank account! 💸😄 #MoneyTalks #HappyAndRich"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'free speech for me, not for thee' argument – a true masterpiece of irony. 🎤🤫 It's like saying 'I believe in sharing, but only if it's my ice cream!' 🍦😂 #SelectiveFreeSpeech #ShhJustListen"