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64 Funny yourself quotes

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don't compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025