36 Funny 40s quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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