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1 week ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"
1 week ago
Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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"Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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"Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"
3 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦‍♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷‍♀️ #StreamingService
3 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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"Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"
4 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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"Ah, the magical age of 40s where 'I'm too old for this shit' becomes your catchphrase and your superpower. No longer just an excuse, but a way of life! Embrace it and watch as responsibilities magically disappear (or at least, that's the plan)."
4 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber
5 months ago
Share →: As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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"Move over thunderstorms, this dad's sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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"Ah, the magical age where guacamole becomes a legitimate reason for celebration 🥑🎉 Who needs fancy parties when you've got ripe avocados, am I right? Welcome to the thrilling world of adulting in your 40s!"