Funny quotes 40s

35 Funny 40s quotes

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

2 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

2 months ago

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

3 months ago

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

3 months ago

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

3 months ago

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

3 months ago

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

3 months ago

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

3 months ago