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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Making waves on YouTube:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

13 shares on Discord this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Live now on Discord:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Making waves on Messenger:

The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

Trending via YouTube:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Going viral on YouTube:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Freshly posted on X:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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