Funny quotes 40s

35 Funny 40s quotes

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025