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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Breaking via Reddit:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

18 Funny 80s quotes

Funny 80s quotes bring a blast of neon nostalgia and totally tubular vibes 🌟🕺! Whether you’re into retro movies, iconic TV shows, or classic pop culture, these gems will have you laughing out loud 😂🎉. Get ready to rewind time and relive the quirky humor that made the decade unforgettable. Dust off your leg warmers and join the fun—because nothing beats the rad wit of the 80s! 🎤🎸✨

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Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

5 days ago

80s, 90s, activity, bike, bike ride, childhood, far, i, maybe, nostalgia, outdoor, outdoor activity, parent, parents, ride, still, think, wrong
Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

6 days ago

80s, 80s film, appearance, charming, charming lead, classic, days, discord, Discord mod, film, gathering, group, guy, hair, having, i, lead, long hair, magic, Magic: The Gathering, mod, Navy, runs, scary
If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

1 week ago

12, 1970s, 1980s, 80s, anything, humor, i, keith, Keith Richards, Marlboro, Marlboros, million, resilience, richards, smoking, survival, survive
The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

1 week ago

80s, after, bands, cat, cats, decade, hearing, humor, man, music, naming, nostalgia, predator, problem, problems, wild
Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

1 week ago

80s, day, humor, jewelry, just, laying, piece, rest, sarcasm, saw, vintage
ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

1 week ago

1980s, 1980s culture, 80s, ALF, culture, drug, drug humor, drugs, high, humor, nostalgic, parody, sitcom, vintage
In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

1 week ago

80s, drink, feeling, humor, nostalgia, retro, thirsty, waterbed, woke
My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

1 week ago

80s, activity, fun, fun activity, humor, nostalgia, plan, plans, retirement, time, time travel, travel
Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

1 week ago

80s, aging, communication, future, humor, media, social, social media, still, technology, tweet, tweeting, wait
Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

3 weeks ago

80s, cartoons, feelings, gadget, inspector, Inspector Gadget, kids, mixed, mixed feelings, movy, nostalgia, technology, Terminator

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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My lips could use some attention today.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Live now on Slack:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Seen just now on Threads:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Seen just now on Slack:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Broadcasted on X:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Spotted on Slack:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Seen just now on TikTok:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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