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Funny 80s quotes

Commentary:
“Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, ‘spill magnets!’ #LivingDangerously”

accident, before, clothing, daily, daily life, humor, i, just, life, matter, myself, pants, something, spill, time, today, wardrobe, white, white pants

10 minutes ago
Commentary:
“When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! #KindnessMagic”

am, ask, cues, desire, flirting, humor, i, kindness, life, mistake, misunderstanding, next, rare, sarcasm, social, social cues, think, time, wit, yourself

11 minutes ago
Commentary:
“When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! #ThugLifeInTheMaking”

check, confidence, humor, i, life, mirror, myself, self-quote, sunglasses, thug, thug life, whisper

11 minutes ago
Commentary:
“Sounds like a real case of mistaken identity! #SeeingDouble #Twinsies”

doppelganger, everyone, humor, identical, identity, joke, look-alike, looks, orgy, parody, satire, where

17 minutes ago
Commentary:
“Without earphones on a long journey, it’s like I’m in the prison of my own thoughts! #EarphoneOrBust”

confinement, distance, earphone, earphones, entertainment, feels, frustration, jail, journey, long distance, long journey, noise, serving, silence, term, travel, travel frustration

18 minutes ago
Commentary:
“Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ”

airplane, airplane mode, brain, distraction, humor, laziness, mental, mental state, mode, state, today

18 minutes ago
Commentary:
“When you’ve mastered the ancient art of ‘Stare-a-fu’, but forgot your bravery potion at home. ”

anxiety, attraction, attractive, confidence, dating, flirting, hoping, humor, i, looking, me, multiple, self-deprecating, shy, social, social anxiety, someone, times, version

20 minutes ago
Commentary:
“When your partner’s having a meltdown, it’s your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! ”

balance, being, dating, emotional, emotional balance, emotional support, healthy, humor, key, partnership, relationship, sad, support, taking

21 minutes ago
Commentary:
“Please add some hot stones and cucumbers to the mix! My back has been hurting since 2019! ”

doll, give, good, humor, joke, massage, playful, quirky, sarcastic, voodoo, voodoo doll

22 minutes ago
Commentary:
“Who wouldn’t? I’m a VIP in the land of awesome! #selfstalker”

humor, i, ID, me, media, sarcasm, self-awareness, social, social media, stalk, stalking, too

25 minutes ago

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