Funny quotes analogy

18 Funny analogy quotes

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don't know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025