22 Funny analogy quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!
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  1 month ago

  View →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
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  3 months ago

  View →: She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Feeling like a bug without his rug.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?
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  5 months ago

  View →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I am the human version of tangled headphones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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