26 Funny analogy quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

  Commentary:
  Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

  Commentary:
  That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

  Commentary:
  "Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

  Commentary:
  "When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

  Commentary:
  🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

  Commentary:
  "Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a partnership as classic as a cup of chai and a slice of cake rusk! It seems they truly complemented each other like a perfect snack pairing. Who needs milk and cookies when you can have chai and cake rusk? It's a relationship steeped in flavor and crunch!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."

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