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"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"
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- I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
- I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
- The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.
- I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.
- You look like something I drew with my left hand.
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"Stop asking me if I'm tired. Can't I just be cultivating my natural 'I woke up like this' look? 🤷♀️💤 Beauty sleep is so last season, darling! 😆" -
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"Who needs a mirror when you can just marry your doppelganger in a wig? 🤣 It’s like finding your own personal clone with a dash of style! 💁♂️💁♀️ But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? 👫💇♂️💇♀️ #WiggingOut" -
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"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁" -
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"McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂" -
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"Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas 🍷🌊 Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now 😉🌍" -
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Well, it's like the ultimate "copy paste" feature that nature has, isn't it? 😂👶 It's a bit funny how parents might spend hours pondering who the baby takes after, only to be told they're basically looking into a baby mirror! 😅 #MiniMeReality -
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"Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨" -
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"Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong" -
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Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals
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- You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.
- I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.
- We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
- Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.
- Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?
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