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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Going viral on Facebook:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Going viral on Instagram:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Trending via Snapchat:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Breaking via Snapchat:

In banana years, I am bread.

Spotted on Reddit:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

49 Funny aspiration quotes

Funny aspiration quotes 🎯😂 are the perfect blend of inspiration and humor, reminding us not to take life too seriously while chasing our dreams. They tickle our funny bones while encouraging us to reach for the stars 🌟, all with a cheeky grin. Whether you’re aiming to conquer a mountain or just mastering the art of getting out of bed before noon 🛌⏰, these quotes add a dash of laughter to your journey.

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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

9 hours ago

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

16 hours ago

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

1 month ago

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

2 months ago

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

2 months ago

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

2 months ago

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

2 months ago

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

2 months ago

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

2 months ago

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Can we skip to the rich part?

2 months ago

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10 shares on Threads this month:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

39 shares on Slack this month:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Shared recently on X:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Seen just now on Instagram:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Going viral on Slack:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Just landed via Discord:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

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