49 Funny aspiration quotes

• Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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  6 days ago

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• I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  6 days ago

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• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  6 days ago

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• Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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  6 days ago

  aspiration, fitness, focus, going, hobby, humor, i, lottery, money, museum, need, win, working, workout

• Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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  7 days ago

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• My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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  7 days ago

  aspiration, budget, even, fashion, humor, just, money, personal, personal style, real, style, vision, wait

• I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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  1 week ago

  aspiration, band, dream, humor, i, let, me, Metallica, music, musician, rock, want

• Can we skip to the rich part?

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  1 week ago

  aspiration, desire, finance, humor, money, rich, sarcasm, skip, wealth

• …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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  1 week ago

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• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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  1 week ago

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