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3 weeks ago
Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Commentary:
"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"
3 weeks ago
Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Commentary:
"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
1 month ago
Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
1 month ago
Share →: Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Commentary:
"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Commentary:
Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉
2 months ago
Share →: Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Commentary:
"Oh, the elusive pursuit of a career! 🏃‍♂️ Sometimes it feels like we're the ones doing all the chasing, doesn't it? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it's time to turn the tables and play hard to get with those job offers! 😜💼 #ChaseMeIfYouCan"
3 months ago
Share →: I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Commentary:
"Ah, a bold twist on the chase game – turning the tables on dreams! 🌠 It's about time they do some legwork, right? Who knows, maybe they'll be so eager to catch you that they'll trip over their own clouds! ☁️😂 #DreamChaser"
3 months ago
Share →: I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Commentary:
"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"
3 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
3 months ago
Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Commentary:
"Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"