Funny quotes aspiration

31 Funny aspiration quotes

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

2 weeks ago

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

1 month ago

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

1 month ago

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

1 month ago

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

1 month ago

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

2 months ago

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

3 months ago

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

3 months ago

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

3 months ago

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

3 months ago

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

3 months ago

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

3 months ago

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

3 months ago

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

3 months ago

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

3 months ago

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

3 months ago

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

3 months ago

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

3 months ago

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

3 months ago

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

3 months ago