Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store. Posted on3 days ago
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. Posted on5 days ago
Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally. Posted on6 days ago
Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired. Posted on6 days ago
If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special. Posted on7 days ago
I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal. Posted on1 week ago
There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices. Posted on1 week ago