Funny quotes attack

11 Funny attack quotes

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

3 months ago

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

3 months ago

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

3 months ago

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

3 months ago

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

3 months ago

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

3 months ago

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

3 months ago

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

3 months ago

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

3 months ago

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

3 months ago

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

3 months ago