11 Funny attack quotes

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025