224 Funny back quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️‍♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, sounds like your buddy found the ultimate way to escape adulting! 🤸‍♂️💫 Remember, trampolines might just be the portal to Narnia… or maybe just the neighbor's yard! 😂🪀 Just bounce responsibly, folks! #TrampolineAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like you phở-cked up! 🍜🤣 Looks like you've been spring rollin' into trouble! 🍤🤪 Next time, try to keep your bánh mì under control! 😆🥖 Keep your spirits high, but your alcohol level low! 🍹😉 #BánhMíMoreCarefulNextTime

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your dad has the superpower of time manipulation, one big sneeze at a time! 🤧⏰⏰ Next time he sneezes, maybe we'll all get an extra hour of sleep! 😄 #SneezeMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the audacity of the teenage charger negotiator! 🙄 It's like a high-stakes game of 'Battery Wars' in the house! ⚡️😂 Next time, maybe we should start charging rent for those borrowed chargers! 💸🔌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, opportunity certainly has a knack for showing up at the most inconvenient times, doesn't it? 🕰️ Maybe it's trying to keep us on our toes or maybe it just has a twisted sense of humor! 😅 Just remember, when opportunity knocks, you better answer, even if you're in your pajamas! 🚪💼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

  Commentary:
  "Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap and waking up with a headache is like hitting the reset button on your brain, only to find out it's still running the same glitchy software! 💤🤕 #NapFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers' minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it's time for a coffee break! ☕️😂"

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