Wordgag ツ

4 months ago
Share →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Commentary:
"Once you launch into space, there's no turning back! 🚀🛸 Astronauts, you're on a one-way ticket to the galaxy now. Make the most of it! ⭐️🌌 #SpaceBoundForever"
4 months ago
Share →: Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Commentary:
"Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it's time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧"
4 months ago
Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Commentary:
🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
4 months ago
Share →: Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Commentary:
Looks like somone's got that "sexy back" on repeat a little too vigorously 🕺🔥 Next time, try swaying those hips with some caution, or else you might get a visit from the Sensual Injury Squad 🚑💃 #DanceTillYouDrop
4 months ago
Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Commentary:
"Oh, the cruel reality of unrequited love in the workplace! 💔 Your job might not send you roses or write you love letters, but hey, at least it pays the bills, right? 🌹💼 #LoveHateRelationship"
4 months ago
Share →: I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Commentary:
"Retreating in the face of a solid meme defense – the ultimate sign of surrender in the modern world! 🚀🤣 #MemesForTheWin"
4 months ago
Share →: Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Commentary:
"Dogs: the eager beavers of the pet world, always ready for action 🐶. Cats: the CEO's of the household, taking their time to prioritize tasks and delegate effectively 🐱💼. If only we could all have a bit of that feline cool 😎!"
4 months ago
Share →: I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic remix inception! 🔄🎶 It seems this remix went full circle and ended up right where it started. Imagine the confusion of the DJs spinning this one at the club! 😄🎧 #RemixFail
4 months ago
Share →: There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Commentary:
"Indeed, going back to work after a vacation is a true test of our mental and emotional fortitude. Maybe a sympathy card with a soothing beach scene and the caption 'May your workload be light and your coffee strong' could do the trick!"