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64 Funny brain quotes

Funny brain quotes provide a light-hearted look at the quirks and complexities of our minds! 🧠😂 Whether it’s poking fun at memory lapses or the oddities of thinking, these quotes will make you smile while contemplating the wonders of your brain. Enjoy a chuckle at the inner workings of your noggin! 😆🧩

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My brain has too many tabs open.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025