109 Funny brain quotes

• Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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  2 months ago

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• Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain damage, butterfly, damage, disappointment, give, humor, just, me, nobody, relationship, sarcasm

• Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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  2 months ago

  age, brain, childhood, days, difficulty, easier, gaming, hard, hit, humor, just, kid, matter, mental, mental age, nostalgia, opposite, patience, puzzle, wait, Zelda

• Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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  2 months ago

  brain, communication, hate, honesty, humor, impulsiveness, keep, mouth, quiet, regret, self-control, something, speech, trying

• Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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  2 months ago

  brain, doing, effort, good, hard, humor, humor quote, i, job, know, mental, mental effort, self-awareness, self-deprecating, trying

• Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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  2 months ago

  brain, humor, mental, mental state, mood, properly, sarcasm, state, think, today

• Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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  2 months ago

  brain, chemicals, happy, happy chemicals, health, humor, mental, mental health, mood, motivation, release

• Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, brain, brain surgery, ChatGPT, else, humor, irony, medical, middle, neurosurgeon, stress, surgery, technology

• Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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  2 months ago

  brain, daydreaming, distraction, diversion, humor, i, me, mental, mental diversion, multiple, multitasking, overthinking, quest, side, side quest, sorry, story, zoning, zoning out

• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  2 months ago

  brain, concern, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guessing, headache, health, health concern, humor, lack, malnutrition, medical, medical humor, migraine, poor, posture, sleep, stress

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