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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Breaking via Reddit:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Going bananas on Instagram:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Going viral on Facebook:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Spotted on Slack:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Going bananas on X:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Making waves on Instagram:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

11 Funny brave quotes

Funny brave quotes bring a hilarious twist to courage 💪😂, proving that being bold doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at yourself. Whether facing fears or tackling challenges, these witty words inspire with a smile 😄🔥. Ready to chuckle while feeling fearless? Dive into the perfect blend of humor and bravery that’ll boost your confidence and brighten your day! 🌟🎉

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If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

5 days ago

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

1 week ago

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

1 week ago

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

1 week ago

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

2 weeks ago

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

2 weeks ago

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

3 weeks ago

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

3 weeks ago

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

3 weeks ago

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88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

38 shares on Threads this month:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

20 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

36 shares on Twitch this month:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Going viral on TikTok:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Going viral on Instagram:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Trending via Slack:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Making waves on Facebook:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Going viral on WeChat:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Shared recently on WeChat:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Making waves on Facebook:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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